The Ex-Files

Cathy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:23:00 +0000

Say it’s a Sunday afternoon and you are moping around the house because BSG is over and life no longer has meaning there is nothing else worth watching so you decide to check your bloggy email because you always forget, and you find an email from your ex-husband that you haven’t heard from in 10 years wanting to argue about your use of the word “ginormous” to describe the mistake you made in marrying him in one of the over 300 blogs you’ve ever written. Should you:

A. Ignore it completely because you so totally don’t need this shit right now

B. Try to remember which blog you said that in so you can go back and re-read it to make sure you didn’t say anything else too bad before you check yourself and realize his ass is lucky “ginormous mistake” is the worst thing you’ve said about the marriage.

C. Reply to his email with a definition of ginormous and a detailed list of the personal and financial consequences you’ve experienced over the last 10 years as a result of the marriage to demonstrate that said consequences were, in fact, both simply huge and extremely large.

D. Write a blog about it because only a fool would drop sweet ass blogging material right in a blogger’s lap and expect it not to end up in a blog.

Looks like I went with D. That’s how I roll.

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