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What’s in YOUR Fridge?
Yes! I’ve found another way to procrastinate on finishing some other posts I started days (weeks?) ago. Actually I’m not procrastinating, I’m too busy trying to remove all the mouse poops and half-chewed-through boxes and bags of food from my kitchen to write the blog about how we finally caught the little bastard.
I found this thing of beauty in my google reader this morning: Martha Stewart Would DIE, pt 1: Food, about the disgusting things people have in their fridges and kitchens. Oh yes. Right up my alley.
I realize this could be funnier and more effective if I used photoshop or something to write on the picture, but I don’t know how to do that and I don’t feel like figuring it out now. And the sooner I get this post up, the sooner I can go eat my leftover pad thai.
In my defense, to properly clean this drawer, we would have to pull the fridge out from the wall and turn it 90 degrees to be able to get the drawer out. Which is like, a lot of effort.
So, anywho, there at the bottom, that yellowish sort of stain is, I think, juice from a rotten cucumber. I am notorious for buying salad fixings, and never getting around to making the salad.
Instead of cleaning it, I just stopped using the drawer. This was like 4 months ago.
The reason the drawer is pulled out halfway is so that you all can clearly see that red stuff underneath the drawers. That’s dried chicken blood from when I was thawing some chicken on the shelf above and the package leaked.
I don’t remember when exactly that was, but I think it was really cold outside.
Oh, and that little black thing near the top left of the red stain? I thought it was dried lettuce, but it’s actually a dead fly. I just looked in the fridge to make sure.
Now head over to Aiming Low and check out all the grossness while I eat my pad thai and open a bottle of wine continue with Operation Mouse Poops Removal.
Oh Cathy…I don't even have words…except to tell you that I think we may be separated at birth twins.
I just act like my fridge doesn't even have drawers.
Cathy your fridge drawers look exactly like mine (minus the fly, I hope) but complete with cucumber juice. Nice work!
Oh Cathy someday I will show you pictures of the drippings in my drawers (wow that sounded soooo dirty).
Gah! I wish I had threaded comments!
Let's just say I'm relieved to know I'm in such good company
Ahhh!!!! I would have died.
It is so sad that I'm laughing at this and thinking that this could be my frig if my mom didn't come clean it for me.
This was my fridge until it started smelling bad and had some unknowns under it and I had to move it. Since I had to move it to get the yuckies under it, I figured I might as well get the smelly out of it. We'll see how long it lasts.
omg…lololol…. You know at I was like omg and than I was like, holy moly I bet mine look eactly the same except im too afraid to take all that stuff out of mine and look cause in my heart I know thats what mine look like!
thanks for that
tracy