Comments on: The Ex-Files

By: Cathy

Cathy — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:05:00 +0000

I know, right? He looks me up only to give me a bunch of crap. I tell you what, he’s been on step 9 for a long damn time cause I’m still waiting for my amends.

You totally should’ve taken the money

Sonny? What did Kim do? You know, I don’t mean to be rude because she’s the mother of my niece and nephew, but that bitch has had an ass kicking coming to her for quite some time.

By: Patty

Patty — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:58:00 +0000

Ok, I have to comment here. What was he thinking contacting you. Come on Brian have some self respect. The night before this wedding your father offered me $5000 to take you out of town so you didn’t make this ginormous mistake. Believe me I thought about it and the money was not the motivation for entertaining the idea. In my humble opinion Ginormous is an understatement. It is good you didn’t reply to him directly. If he contacts you again send it to me. I will reply to him on your behalf. Ask Sonny about I stood up for him recently.

By: Cathy

Cathy — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:32:00 +0000

Oh, Bethany, I was so tempted to write him the longest email ever. I decided against it mostly because it’s all shit I’ve said before and if he wasn’t listening then, I have no reason to believe he will now…

And that’s what he says to me after 10 years? No, how are things, how’s your life, nice to see that you’re happy? Other exes have found me online and it’s been totally cool – I’m actually friendly with them now.

By: bethany

bethany — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:14:00 +0000

Hmmmm….. I’d go with E. Reply to his email with a definition of ginormous and how he obviously doesn’t understand it’s meaning, because, well… if he were a BIGGER man emotionally, he would realize that to email you ten years after the fact is just proving your point and if he were a BIGGER man physically, quite possibly, the mistake in marrying him wouldn’t have been so ginormous in the first place.

Why are first husbands so difficult? Assholes. They never really do move on, do they?

By: Cathy

Cathy — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:29:00 +0000

I made you guys buy $300 dresses? I totally suck. Like worst bride ever.

I don’t know how he found me, but my secret identity is apparently not very secret.

By: Aimee

Aimee — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:37:00 +0000

I actually liked C. I would also like to add to this email (C) if you send it. I too went through financial issues in buying a damn $300 dress for you to marry his dumb ass. I think he should pay all the bridesmaids back for their dresses. Where is he emailing you and how did he find you? I could see him being a stalker. Yes, it was a ginormous mistake Brian, you dumb ass.

By: Cathy

Cathy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:08:00 +0000

I pretty much did all of them except for C. Too much effort and I don’t feel like playing.

By: ~E~

~E~ — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:59:00 +0000

My guess is you actually went with B as well as D. And as for the email itself, well, A too. Because THAT’S how you roll. ; )

AND… for that matter, if you haven’t talked to him in 10 years, why is he stalking you online? Get OVER yourself!