So at the urging of my many loyal friends and readers (umm, okay just 2 of my actual, real-life friends who I think are mostly interested in fucking with myspace less), I’m moving my blogs here after two or so fairly happy years at myspace. Wait. I’m allowed to say “fuck” here right? I read that google terms of service thing they make you click on to set up your blog, and I skimmed over something about not double-posting content to other sites and something else about obscenity. I quit reading because I got all irritated that I would have to come up with new material for my virgin post here. I had hoped to take the lazy way out and just repost some of my good myspace stuff. You know, ease into it. No such luck.
Here are 5 things to know about me to get you started while I work on getting my profile set up and my blog all pretty:
1. My name is Cathy. My husband’s name is Jerrad. I refuse to assign fake names to everyone in my life. Way too complicated.
2. November 17 is our first anniversary and my 35th birthday. I’m definitely excited about the anniversary, if only to get that dang top of the wedding cake to stop taking up all the room in the freezer. I’m not sure yet how I feel about turning 35, but I’m leaning toward not liking it one bit. Do you know what happened the other day? I was plucking my eyebrows, and you know how when you’re done you have little eyebrow hairs all over your face? Well there was one on my chin that wouldn’t brush away. It wouldn’t brush away because it was growing out of my chin. So now I’m that lady that has to pluck chin hairs.
3. The surest way to piss me off is to ask if we’re pregnant yet. I could repost my recently written 3 part blog about my uterus if that helps you stifle the urge to ask.
4. I’m Catholic. And slightly irreverant about it. I’m hoping the things I may talk about might encourage lively debate at times, but I fear I will piss off Catholics who think I don’t love Jesus enough while at the same time pissing off liberals who are going to be offended simply because I said Jesus. Time will tell I suppose.
5. I’m kind of a bitch.
I also have a chin hair. It fucking blows. Welcome to blogger!
Thank you! and thank you for sharing about your chin hair
I feel slightly better about it now.
I have lots of chin hair. It went crazy with the pregnancy hormones and won’t go away. I also agree with # 5. I am pretty sure you can say fuck. Let me try….fuck. I think it worked.
so basically you are telling me this chin hair situation is only going to get worse?
I think *everyone* would agree with #5.
Maybe in another year we can get you into a sideshow. 2 bits a gander to see the incredible, swearing bearded lady!
Thanks for your support and sympathy my dear.
Hmm, suddenly I don’t regret my decision not to shave my legs this morning.
So you’re saying you’re going for more of a wolf-lady act?
Maybe you need to be spending a little less time worrying about the state of my body hair and a little more time worrying about what kind of superawesome present you are getting me for my birthday/anniversary
I’ll follow you over here to read your shit, but only because I love you. : ) Let it be known Myspace is easier. I don’t have to click twice. And I can use my smilies. Stupid Blogger and it’s lack of smilies. : (
Aww, I love you too.
And see how you have smilies now
We give the people what they want…
Hell I say fuck all the time on Myspace. I never knew there was a double posting clause..oops.
Kind of..LOL! j/k
I know, what are they going to do, sue you for stealing your own shit?
hey LOOK AT ME.. click my lazy ass on over here ;D at least this page is a nice peachy shade of peachiness. n ya.. im totally THAT lady who has tweezers at home and at work and in my car just in case..fuckin chin hairs anyways ;D
oh fuck. anonymous is ME susanne. bc im too fucktarded to understand how to post a comment on any other thingy besides MYSPACE.
..is fucktard bad?
I totally would’ve been able to tell it was you
Meh, I’m not loving the color. I was going for cream (which looks nice with brown and purple), which is what it looks like on my home computer. On my work computer it’s peachy. On Jerrad’s phone it’s fucking yellow. Which does NOT match purple at all.
Fucktard is fine.
Would you like a nice peepee text the next time you are in staffing
Oh, yeah, 35. I turned 35 earlier this year, and guess what? Next year, 35. Year after that? 35. Yup. In fact, I don’t think that I need to be any older than 35. At least for the next decade or so…
Hang in there!
Hmm, I never considered staying 35 – I think I’ll try that!
As long as we’re staying places, how about staying 25?
I was going to say something about how it’s way too late for that, but then I remembered what happened when I went to buy Fallout 3 and Dead Space at Best Buy:
Clerk: “You’re 17, right?”
Me: “I love you”